_______a mysterious hole has been found in my lesbians neighbours wall............me and a couple friends are looking into it (funny status about lesbians)
_______My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom :P (crazy funny status)
_______I'm hungry and broke. And all I've got left is news-feed.
_______It's just dawned on me that I'm becoming increasingly tired of being me. Something needs to break before I break it myself. (funny break status)
_______Am I the only one who suddenly flies into a violent rage for no apparent reason, or does it happen to you t... AARGH! TO HELL WITH THIS SH!T! (funny rage status)
_______Please do not assume that the fact that I'm better than you in every imaginable way means that I have a superiority complex. It irritates me when plebeians do that.
_______Deciding to wake up this morning was not one of my wisest decisions. My hair hurts.
_______It's so cute when I see people holding hands and kissing in public... but when I try to do it, they just point and scream "Bad Man" then call the cops! (funny loving making status)
_______I feel that i lost something but I don't know if it's my car keys or my sense of humor (humorous status)
_______So I said to my boss “How are you?” and he said “Good, how are you?” & I said “Good, how are you?’ and then he asked me if I was high. (funny high status)
_______Guys who learn from their past mistakes gets two things: 1) Experience. 2) Girlfriends
_______Being single is awesome. I do what I want, I say what I want, and I sleep with who ever will let me. (funny being single status)
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