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I miss you like my hand misses a beer.
A dog it not lonely, but a dog missing another dog is.
I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.
I'm in the middle of a battle here, can I miss you later?
Oh why u had to be so cute, it's impossible to ignore you.
When I miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
I miss you like a retard misses the point.
I miss you. The old you… The new one sucks.
Yeah, I miss you too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive.
Sometimes I miss you… Then I remember the shit you put me through and I'm like "Fuck this shit".
When I text you it means I miss you. When I don't text you it means I'm waiting for you to miss me.
I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. With it, you feel right. You feel complete.
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.
I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…
I don’t miss you: I miss the person I thought you were.
I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…
You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears.
Darkness isn’t the absence of light… it’s the absence of you.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.
I’m holding on to something that used to be there hoping it will come back, knowing it won’t.
As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence.
I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! I Miss You!
If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.