Cold Weather Quotes Funny

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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
Pam Brown
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Mark Twain The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.
C. S. Lewis
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
Anthony J. D'Angelo
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Washington Irving
Portland, Oregon won't build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. You can commute there, even with that weather, all the time.
Lance Armstrong There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
Nature is so powerful, so strong. Capturing its essence is not easy - your work becomes a dance with light and the weather. It takes you to a place within yourself.
Annie Leibovitz
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
Ambrose Bierce
A change in the weather is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves.
Marcel Proust
Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?
Thomas Sowell
The weather and my mood have little connection. I have my foggy and my fine days within me; my prosperity or misfortune has little to do with the matter.
Blaise Pascal
You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.
Doug Coupland
I've lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate.
John Steinbeck
It was so cold we couldn't go outside for weeks at a time, and we were hoping that cabin fever would raise our body temperature.
t was so cold the flame froze on the candle, so I threw it outside. When it thawed out in the spring, it started a forest fire.
It was so cold you could tell how much someone had been crying by the length of the icicles on their cheeks.
It was so cold firemen couldn't convince people to get out of their houses when they caught fire.