Sleep Quotes Funny

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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
George Orwell
Sleep is the best meditation.
Dalai Lama
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.
Thomas Jeffer
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway
But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
C. S. Lewis
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
Mahatma Gandhi
Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom.
Francis Bacon
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.
Benjamin Franklin
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.
Benjamin Franklin
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.
Victor Hugo
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.
Dale Carnegie
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Honore de Balzac
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace.
Victor Hugo
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
Marilyn Monroe
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W. C. Fields
The only time I have problems is when I sleep.
Tupac Shakur
When Clark Gable died, I cried for 2 days straight. I couldn't eat or sleep.
Marilyn Monroe
Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed."
Arthur Schopenhauer
"Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot.Ê It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even."
Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
"O bed! O bed! delicious bed!That heaven upon earth to the weary head."
Thomas Hood, Miss Kilmansegg - Her Dream
"It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it."
John Steinbeck
"Sleep, rest of things, O pleasing Deity,Peace of the soul, which cares dost crucify,Weary bodies refresh and mollify."