SpongeBob Quotes Funny

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You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob
Squidward? if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob
Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments
Spongebob
Bring it around town
Spongebob
I'm Ready..I'm Ready
Spongebob
Wow!!! Its a giant person hand
Spongebob
Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?
Spongebob
That looked like squidward!
That looked lile squidward also, in angry mob form!
Spongebob
Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Spongebob
This is gonna be the coolest party eva!
Spongebob
F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!
Spongebob
Squidward: 'Spongebob, I actually DO like you!'
Spongebob: 'Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'
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Psst, squidward, i'm working in the kitchen... at night! hey squidward, guess what? i'[m chopping lettuce... at night. OW!!! i burned my hand... at night!
Spongebob
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode.
Spongebob:
“what do you usually do when i’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
Pearl Krabs:
See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”
SpongeBob:
“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s Just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”
SpongeBob:
“ Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re lika a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”
SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess Grampa SquarePants was right: Never run for a bus...
[Imitates Grampa SquarePants]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle.