Anniversary Quotes Funny

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William M. Thackeray
I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
Grace Hansen
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
H. L. Mencken
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Ronald Reagan
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.
Bill Cosby
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
Mae West
A hard man is good to find.
Jimmy Carter
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Mae West
Look your best -- who said love is blind?
Compton Mackenzie
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Oscar Wilde
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
H. L. Mencken
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Mae West
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
H. L. Mencken
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
Kimberly Broyles
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Beverly Nichols
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
Oscar Wilde
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret - Henry Youngman
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again - Judith Viorst
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble - Raymond Hull
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences - Isadora Duncan
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.