Love Quotes Funny

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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Anonymous
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions? Lily Tomlin
Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown
When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach. Barbara Hower
Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Tim Allen
When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.
Richard Lewis
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Professor Irwin Corey
Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. James Garner
What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
Cindy Garnert