Getting Older Quotes Funny

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~ Age attacks when we least expect it. ~ Carrie Latet
~ A man growing old becomes a child again. ~ Sophocles
~ Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis
~ Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo
~ A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~ John Barrymore
~ The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~ Jerry M. Wright
~ There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
~ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~ Caryn Leschen
~ In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. ~ E.B. White
~ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~ Doug Larson
~ Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~ Sam Ewing
~ We are only young once. That is all society can stand. ~ Bob Bowen
~ You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. ~ George Burns
~ The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. ~ Judith Regan
~ Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~ Tom Wilson
~ You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. ~ Harrison Ford
~ Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~ Dan Bennett
~ The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. ~ Jason Love
~ Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. ~ Mark Twain
~ To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. ~ Oscar Wilde
~ You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. ~ Judith Viorst
~ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty.~ Henry Ford
~ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~ Jennifer Yane
~ Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day. ~ Joe Restivo
~ Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. ~ Author Unknown
~ A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. ~ Oliver W. Holmes, Sr.
~ The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. ~ Madeleine L'Engle
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Madeleine L'Engle
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
Andy Warhol
But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.
George Clooney
I was baptized alongside my mother when I was 8 years old. Since then, I have tried to walk a Christian life. And now that I'm getting older, I realized that I'm walking even closer with my God.
Andy Griffith
If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's going to happen anyhow.
Mitch Albom