Movie Quotes Funny

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“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
Heathers
“That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” -
The Apartment
“Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”
The Rock
“Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?
Spaceballs
“I aim to misbehave.”
Serenity
Wet Hot American Summer
“I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
The Big Lebowski
“The swan ate my baby!”
Drop Dead Gorgeous
“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” Anchorman
“My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.”
Annie Hall
“The Hammer is my penis.”
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” Almost Famous
“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.”
Airplane
“I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
High Fidelity
“My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
Fight Club
“You’re killin’ me Smalls!” The Sandlot“I was born a poor black child.”
The Jerk
“Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!"
Ghostbusters
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"
The Shawshank Redemption
“I want my two dollars!
Better Off Dead
“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
Raising Arizona
“We deal in lead, friend.”
The Magnificent Seven
“I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.”
Alien Resurrection
“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
Better Off Dead
“All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.”
Chasing Amy
“Let’s shag ass.”
The Royal Tenenbaums
“That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!”
Blade: Trinity
“I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” —
Splash
“Demented and sad, but social.”
The Breakfast Club
“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.”
Ghost World
“Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.”
Dogma
“They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”
Anchorman
“Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?”
From Dusk til Dawn