Quotes Funny Life

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"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Mark Twain
"I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works."
Oscar Wilde
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
John Lennon
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
Joan Rivers
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."
Dr. Seuss
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
Mark Twain
"You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass."
Frank Sinatra
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Author Unknown
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
Mae West
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
Danny Kaye
"Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep"
Carl Sandburg
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
Erica Mann Jong
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."
Reba McEntire
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
James Dewar
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first"
Mark Twain
"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."
Jeremy Schwartz
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Sholom Aleichem
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Confucius Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
Bob Marley
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
John Lennon
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.
Lao Tzu
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
Albert Einstein
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth