Wine Quotes Funny

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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.
~ Anonymous
My only regret in life is that I didn't drink enough Champagne.
~ John Maynard Keynes
Wine, one sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight beyond the bliss of dreams. Be wise and taste.
~ John Milton
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
~ Steven Wright
Consuming wine in moderation daily will help people to die young as late as possible.
~ Dr Philip Norrie
Wine is the thinking person's health drink.
~Dr. Phillip Norrie
"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
~ Pope John XXIII
"If your heart is warm with happiness, you'll need a glass - if sorrow chills your heart, have two!"
~ Hannu Lehmusvuori
"Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil."
~ Lord Byron
Life is too short to drink bad wine."
~ Anonymous
"You need not hang up the ivy branch over the wine that will sell."
~ Publius Syrius
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.
~ Andre Simon
You haven't drunk too much wine if you can still lie on the floor without holding on.
~ Dean Martin
Wine to me is passion. It's family and friends. It's warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. It's culture. It's the essence of civilization and the art of living.
~ Robert Mondavi, Autobiography, "Harvests of Joy"
Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art.
~ Robert Mondavi,
"Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used; exclaim no more against it."
~ William Shakespeare
"The wine cup is the little silver well, where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell"
~ William Shakespeare
"A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine."
~Shakespeare
"Good wine needs no bush."
~ William Shakespeare
"I am falser than vows made in wine."
~ William Shakespeare
"There's nothing serious in mortality. All is but toys; renown and grace is dead, The wine of life is drawn, and the mere lees Is left this vault to brag of. "
~ William Shakespeare
"A cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in 't."
~ William Shakespeare
"I am known to be a humorous patrician, and one that loves a cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in't; said to be something imperfect in favoring the first complaint; hasty and tinder-like upon too trivial motion; one that converses more with the buttock of the night than with the forehead of the morning."
~ William Shakespeare