Inspirational Quotes Funny

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“We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.”
Pittacus Lore, I Am Number Four
“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”
Mindy Kaling
“To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans”
Zoë Marriott, The Swan Kingdom
“Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.”
Orson Scott Card, Xenocide
“No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!”
Mac Miller
“You'll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls," said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. "These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life."
“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”
Michael P. Clutton
“More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.”
Donald Gorman, Paradox “The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.”
Lev Grossman, The Magicians
“I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
Cassandra Duffy
“When I get a little money I buy books, and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.”
Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus
“I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.”
Dennis Lehane, A Drink Before the War
“That dude thought he was the shit so i punched him right square in his feelings”
Lee T. Gallup “I told a doctor once, "Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!”
Gerard de Marigny
“A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.”
Arnold Bennett,
“Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's air.”
Brent Weeks