Weekend Quotes Funny

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Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.
Bo Bennett
I'm learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.
Zoe Saldana
I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard before from Albert Einstein. It was that the greatest danger to the world is not the bad people but it's the good people who don't speak out.
Hamilton Jordan
Movies are not about the weekend that they're released, and in the grand scheme of things, that's probably the most unimportant time of a film's life.
Quentin Tarantino
I don't like to be gone all weekend and at night too. Because for 20 years, I've had children who are in school.
Meryl Streep
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange
Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.
Catherine McCormack
In college I had a weekend gig at a restaurant, a solo thing that was the best practice I could have ever had. That's where I learned to coordinate my singing and my piano playing.
Norah Jones
I like to dance, but it's not my weekend activity. I'm not a clubber.
Ewan McGregor
Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever.
Elizabeth Gilbert
I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
Albert Brooks
I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting.
Nathan Fillion
It's not about an opening weekend. It's about a career, building a set of films you're proud of. Period.
George Clooney
I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the ones I'm proud of.
George Clooney
If I can give you one strong piece of advice, when you go away for that romantic weekend, whatever you do, do not accept or take the upgrade to the honeymoon suite.
Gordon Ramsay
After my swims this weekend I think coach realized, you know what, you have to have a good one getting out of this meet. So I put the suit on and had a decent swim.
Ryan Lochte
Seeing the family is a very important part of my weekend.
Susannah York
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson