Dirty Funny Quotes

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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.
Tupac Shakur
It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters.
Friedrich Nietzsche
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
William Makepeace Thackeray
To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself.
George Orwell
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
Ross Perot
The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.
Frank Miller
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
Arthur Schopenhauer Gray
Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'
Kristen Stewart
I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
Ted Nugent
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
John Waters
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Confrontation is not a dirty word. Sometimes it's the best kind of journalism as long you don't confront people just for the sake of a confrontation.
Don Hewitt
I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.
Richard M. Nixon
I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
Tori Amos I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
Ted Nugent