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Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
Vince Lombardi
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
John F. Kennedy
People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.
Vince Lombardi
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
Ronald Reagan
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Vince Lombardi
If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.
Marilyn Monroe
Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things - blocking and tackling.
Vince Lombardi
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg
It's so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs... we should make it that easy to be involved in football and academics.
Snoop Dogg
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.
Gary Lineker
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Tom Landry
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Tom Landry In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.
Arnold H. Glasow
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Lewis Grizzard
Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
So like any football or basketball coach, you always always believe you're going to win.
Colin Powell
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organizations do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always.
Aiden Wilson Tozer