Funny Swimming Quotes

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The water is your friend. You don’t have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
- Aleksandr Popov
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
- Henry C. Link
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.
- Russian Proverb
Swimming isn’t everything, winning is.
- Mark Spitz
Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim?
- Author Unknown
What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn.
- Author Unknown
If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you.
- Bruce Lee
Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.
- Author Unknown
Traveling to swimming meets took me beyond my small-town existence, gave me a hint of the exciting world outside of my own home.
- Esther Williams
Swimming - what real men do while boys play football.
- Author Unknown
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
- Woodrow Wilson
Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality.
- Michael Phelps
Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.
- Jerome Fleishman
Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely.
- Johnny Weissmuller
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
- Edsger Dijkstra
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
- Jack Handy
Swimming upstream in the music business is a hard thing to do.
- John Oates
Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball.
- Merlin Olsen
Water for me is so essential, like swimming.
- Nastassja Kinski
Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.
-Robert Collier
I love sailing and water sports; whether it’s water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean.
-Karolina Kurkova
Swimming is : Being in a state of vertigo or dizziness; as, a swimming brain.
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
Warren Buffett
All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
Dennis Rodman
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
Demetri Martin
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'
Paul McCartney I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter