Hump Day Quotes Funny

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As a child, I thought Hump Day was a scheduled day for mommies & daddies to have special love wrestling time. Now I know it's just Wednesday.
I didn't get humped on Hump Day. I demand a refund.
Hump day is a sad reminder of the lack of love my lady bits get.
I like to celebrate hump day by pelvic thrusting while awkwardly maintaining eye contact with you.
I would enjoy Hump Day so much more if I actually had someone worth humping.
Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday 'I wonder if he'll call' day.
Happy hump day! My forecast shows no rain for today. It will be a dry hump day.
Happy Hump Day would be so much more entertaining if people greeted each other with a hip thrust instead of a hello.
Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday!
The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.
Hump the one you love today. Happy Hump Day!
Hey, guys today is Wednesday!! Hump day! We get through today and tomorrow and next thing you know it's the WEEKEND! YEAH!
The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.
Since we’ve managed somehow to make it half way through the week why not treat ourselves to a few smiles in order to keep the spirits up, as the rest of the week usually depends on the outcome of this crucial day!
Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday!
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.
Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated.
Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.