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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.
Dalai Lama
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Marcus Aurelius
Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.
Mahatma Gandhi
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
Mark Twain
Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the freedom that comes from being able to continue to make mistakes and choices - today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it.
Kevyn Aucoin
Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.
James Russell Lowell
An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.
Henry David Thoreau
Whole, Blessing, Walk
In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
William Blake
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Will Rogers
Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!'.
Lindsay Lohan