Get Well Quotes Funny

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Your never know how much they care until you are under the weather.When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
If I had my way I’d make health catching instead of disease.
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile.
If I had my way I’d make health catching instead of disease.
To array a man’s will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
Hope this happy get-well note adds sunshine to your day- and shows you that you’re thought of in a warm and special way!
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
As you rest and heal, know that you are thought of warmly and wished a quick recovery.
There are no mistakes, no coincidences all events are blessings given to us to learn a journey of a thousand miles started with only one step
Being in the hospital is a downer, but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon.
ou are in our thoughts,and we’re all hoping that you will be enjoying better health again soon.
Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
Give yourself whatever gifts of time and rest you need to feel better – and know that you’re surrounded by caring thoughts and prayers and heartfelt wishes. Rest easy. Get well.
Hurry up and get the heck out of there!
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.
It isn’t always easy, but when you’re not feeling well…hope it helps to know others are thinking of you… and hoping that you’ll be better very soon. Take good care of yourself.
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
The treatment is really a cooperative of a trinity, the patient, the doctor & the inner doctor.
Yesterday’s a cancelled check, 2morrow’s a promissory note, but 2day is cash, spend it wisely.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
It's possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.