Life Quotes Funny

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"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep"
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment".
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too".
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing".
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself".
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me".
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first".
"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life".
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".
"Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor".
"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future".
"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see".