Snow Quotes Funny

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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
William Shakespeare
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West
Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
Lao Tzu
The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?
J. B. Priestley
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
Bing Crosby
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
Margaret Atwood Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Bill Watterson
Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.
Andy Goldsworthy Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rolling it must increase.
Charles Caleb Colton
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
Alfred Hitchcock
We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.
Walter Scott Cruel and cold is the judgment of man, Cruel as winter, and cold as the snow; But by-and-by will the deed and the plan Be judged by the motive that lieth below.
Lewis J. Bates
Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.
Simon Dach
When you think about it, we're strapping strange planks of wood to our feet and launching off of giant snow walls. It's pretty intense.
Shaun White
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Earl Wilson
Resting on your laurels is as dangerous as resting when you are walking in the snow. You doze off and die in your sleep.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Hold fast to dreams For when dreams go Life is a barren field Frozen with snow.
Langston Hughes
Some days I would go without any fire at all, and eat raw frozen meat and melt snow in my mouth for water.
Buffalo Bill
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
Vladimir Nabokov