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It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
Albert Einstein
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
Khalil Gibran
You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul.
Swami Vivekananda
What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self.
Helen Keller
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Oscar Wilde Those who know how to think need no teachers.
Mahatma GandhiIf
you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Bill Gates
Every child should have a caring adult in their lives. And that's not always a biological parent or family member. It may be a friend or neighbor. Often times it is a teacher.
Joe Manchin
You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.
Dr. Seuss
The one exclusive sign of thorough knowledge is the power of teaching.
Aristotle
There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost
The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner.
Elbert Hubbard
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
A good teacher can inspire hope, ignite the imagination, and instill a love of learning.
Brad Henry
In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.
Lee Iacocca A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron.
Horace Mann
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of a good teacher.
Temple Grandin
After all manner of professors have done their best for us, the place we are to get knowledge is in books. The true university of these days is a collection of books.
Albert Camus
The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth'.
Dan Rather
The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is. For to a degree, people read the press to inform themselves - and the better the teacher, the better the student body.
Warren Buffett