Valentines Day Quotes Funny

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A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady.
Thomas Moore Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Christopher Marlowe
A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
Frank Morgan Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Willa CatherTrue
love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
Julie Andrews
So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee.
Robert Browning
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
Luciano De Crescenzo
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
Blaise Pascal
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
Lord Byron
A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady.
Thomas Moore
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya Angelou
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
Jennifer Aniston
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street.
W. H. Auden
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Emma Goldman
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Cher
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.
Drew Barrymore
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
e. e. cummings
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.
Esai Morales
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
Jay Leno
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
Anonymous
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
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